Cirque du C'thulhu

   Even as we read, the vaunted Cirque du Soleil, which unfortunately still exists, has a new show "inspired by Avatar." The New Las Vegas will have Cirque shows "inspired by Lovecraft."

 There won't be a lot of needless acrobatics in these shows, there will be basically naked women summoning C'thulhu or something even worse, and being "made love to" by it and then being, ya know, devoured, and maybe being excreted if some way can be made to make that look erotic. Which I doubt. But ya never know what creative people can contrive to make boners happen even when you think boners should not be happening. Boner petite!