Biomech Hotel and Casino

   

     The New Las Vegas will be a great booster of the biomechanical arts and sciences: all within a sexually-oriented atmosphere, of course. The New Las Vegas , when it is not all about gambling, is all about getting laid. Exploring the future of coitus is as important as exploring the history of it. We can recreate the days of old with toga parties but it is also important to recreate the days ahead with biomechanical inspirtations devoted to arousing cocks to stiffen. Thus, things like what is pictured here will be dotting the interior landscapes of the Biomechanical Hotel and Casino. Lookit that ass. Does it matter that the rest of her has leaves and bark and root systems and the occasional bolt? No, I didn't think so.

Le Fuqhue du Le Fuqhue

   

     The Fuck Of The Fuck will be one of the new Cirque shows. It will have one theme, demons and angels fucking. Only the positions and the personnel will change. This show promises to break all attendance records for any Cirque show. The premise will be......well, who really gives a shit, the premise could be hopscotch, it won't affect the actual content of the show which will be something to make Zumanity look like The Wiggles.

The Ashen Hotel And Casino

   

     Let's not softpedal this, the Ashen H&C caters to people who just can't cant have things white enough. While even at the Ashen Hotel and Casino things might still not be white enough for hard core caucasian lovers, you cant get them for not trying. Now, I know the first thing you are asking is "Can  negroes go there and fuck white women?" Well, remember, while you might be a bigot, the people on the payroll in the New Las Vegas are not. And if they are, while they are on the clock they pretend they are not. I hope this answers your question.

Hi Jo: You Think Me Pdittee???

   The New Las Vegas has not forgotten the Chinese customer. Pictured is the colossal statue and fountain that invited you into the lush setting that is The Inscrutable, the lavish hotel and casino that celebrates all things Asian, excluding the Philippines. Why excluding the Philippines? Please.

     Holding her heavy bags of mother's milk and smiling benevolently down upon them even as you gape upwards at them, the statue of Huong, Goddess of Good Fortune - a goddess totally invented by the management and staff of the Inscrutable - Huong, the Goddess of Good Fortune, who is 20 feet tall, smiles down upon all with benevolence and a spirit of hope for you that your stay will be memorable in a good way.

The Cthulhu Show

                                               

This is a shot from one of the stage shows at the HP Lovecraft Hotel and Casino. It's not so much a show as it is a church. You sit in your seat and you gaze at slowly evolving depictions of the various Elder Gods and Old Ones etc etc in a quiet ambient setting that stimulates quiet contemplation with music that is appropriate to contemplating the loss of your mind and faculties and the inevitable madness that ends in suicide when the time comes for you know who's to return and claim his dominion over life by exterminating it. Granted it's not a show for everyone. The proper audience members all know who they are. Naked nubiles in submissive worshipful attitudes will be prominent. So don't worry a bit about that.

The Benign Sarkovsky Brother

   The benign member of the Sarkovsky clan doesn't fuck the visitors for pay, he has his own show. He doesn't do much, he just lays there with a boner and select, prime, white-skinned gorgeous fodder climb aboard daily and nightly depending on scheduling and they slide up and down Garn's cock. Garn's ghostlike cement-dust skin color is toned down with spray tan so that the porcelain skins of his riders will be more visible by contrast. There are no seats for these performances, audiences are all on their feet and positioned at some acceptable viewing angle near the performance, and masturbating by the men - and the women for that matter - is not only not forbidden it is graciously encouraged. The reckless and inconsiderate ejaculating of semen however is dealt with harshly. There is none of this Monica Lewinsky nonsense tolerated. Sperm onto your own clothing not onto someone else's. This is the New Las Vegas not the new your house or some other dirty place.

The Aryan Hotel And Casino

   All the female personnel at the Aryan Hotel and Casino look like this. The Aryan H and C don't actually give a shit about what you think about racial harmony: if you are not glowing white with caucasian snow-like skin cells on your bodily surface and you are a female you are not going to get a job at the AH and C. If you are a man you can look a lot ruddier. But you better have well defined Norwegian Viking facial features. The Aryan is dedicated and devoted to white racism. You can include supremacism if you want but they don't actually proclaim that. Their opinion - and mine - is that you don't really have to proclaim it: that everyone knows it instinctively; that it is ingrained into the human DNA: "whitey is superior." No one would argue this. Now, if you are a guest at the Aryan - you don't have to be Aryan. The New Las Vegas is not about discrimination. It's about profit. When it comes to accepting the customer's money, everybody's is green. "Nigger 20's spend just as good as honky or chink or slope or moolie 20's." Or so says Rudy the manager.
    Aryan superiority is not overtly expressed at the Aryan. Pure white women are merely displayed for the sake of displaying them, and if you think your little ching-chang shuffling tiny-footed slant-eyed gal or your hottentot-assed 300 pound Ugandan gal is one-up on the white chick goddesses when it comes to good looks, hey, that's entirely your perogative. But be prepared to be quietly laughed at for your stupidity. But your money will be accepted. Just not your advice about anything. Because obviously you can't think. According to Rudy.