In the New Las Vegas the Cirque do Soleil will actually be enjoyable and not annoying. There won't be any twat teasing in the costumes of the Twat du Soleil, it will be cameltoe heaven for your bulging eyeballs and your even more bulging dick. Vaginal crackage will be loud and clear. You'll know more about the performer's cunt than she does herself cause you will have seen more of it than she has. And this business of "no photos" will be bullshit from a lost and forgotten past. There won't be any reason to claim "it's for the safety of the performers" because the most complex thing any of the performers will be doing is 69ing each other and/or doing the sort of elbow stand you see above. Any acrobat who gets distracted by a flash doing a fucking elbow stand needs to go down to Circus Circus in the old Las Vegas while it's still there.
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