At the New Luxor, you, as a guest, get to see, at no additional cost, something much better than a crappy magic show off in the distance or French circus performers in skin-tight clothing performing contortions way afar off. No, you get to see American circus performers in no clothing at all performing sexual contortions right in front of your nose. Ancient Egypt is in full cock-dangling swing in every corner and in every empty space of the New Luxor. As you stroll from shop to shop or from restaurant to restaurant staged slices of sexual life are demonstrated for you to gaze at and ponder over. No one under 18 is even allowed in the city much less the hotels so no need to worry about little 8 year old Brenda getting an eyefull of Ankhnahten's cock-jizz flying all over the face of Nefertiti, cause little Brenda will be still back in Minneapolis with grandma! Where she fucking belongs! And not in the New Las Vegas!
Interestingly, the Luxor will be one of the few hotels not bulldozed even though it was built during the Kiddies Welcome phase of Las Vegas - which basically fucked up the entire city and a lot of the world - for the simple reason that its essence and nature evokes pagan ritualistic sex and magikal spells and potions and, well, if you read Exodus, Egypt was a pretty wild and wanton place. Not to mention the architecture was astoundingly cool and aesthetically gorgeous. The Excalibur, on the other hand, and New Fucking York New Fucking York and Paris will all be demolished simultaneously and not soon enough. The Venetian and the Polazzio are gonna haffta come up with some suitable and probably ingenious sexual motifs appropriate to fucking Venice and Renaissance Italy where fucking was forbidden in order to save their zoning statuses as erect and undemolitioned properties. And frankly I don't see that happening.
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