Zombies, God bless 'em, are as fixed into the culture of this planet lately as are Mexicans packed like sardines in American emergency rooms. The Zombie Hotel and Casino, while existing, is not going to be what you would call a hotbed of activity, one reason being zombies move very slowly. And since all the staffers will be arrayed as one of these, they will likely move as one of these. One of the virtues of the Zombie Hotel is that you learn how to handle your own shit, such as checking-in, checking-out, cleaning your room, preparing your own food in the restaurants, bring it to your own table, and tipping yourself. By the time you leave the Zombie, even if you only stay there one day, which is the norm, for some reason, by the time you leave you will be a whiz at hotel management since you will be doing a lot of it.
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