Intimate Dining and Dancing

   Intimate dining and dancing in the New Las Vegas means "feeling someone up in a serene, mood-inducing, public environment with an intimate designer-driven ambience conducive to foreplay." Or you can just eat. Actual "dancing" is always, at best, more of a prelude to fucking than it is an actual exercise in dancing, especially in America where dancing for white Anglo Saxon Protestant Christian and other Christian-American subsets is considered wrong. At best it is considered gay. In reality it's foreplay. And since most Americans can't dance - most men at least - why not just do actual foreplay and call it dancing and dining? Even though its closer to feeling-up and drinking. Dining and dancing, feeling-up and drinking…..feeling-up and drinking is a lot more honest and a lot less annoying. Meanwhile, pictured above are two women, one with a penis - or maybe they both have penises for all I know - doing some dining and dancing: dining on each others' saliva and dancing with each others' erogenous zones. I call it dining and dancing. you call it tomahhto. Who really gives a shit as long as it's hot.