Pole Dancing

   Yup, you're one step ahead of me. That pole ain't brass, and any acrobatics she is going to be doing on it wont be very complicated. They will be pretty rudimentary. Mosly repetitive. Probably involving sliding and not much else. And it's very likely she will do all that she can to keep the pole on the outside of her anatomy. The animatronic she is dancing on is not particularly animate. Only the cock moves: straight up or hanging down limp. On amateur night contestants' movements against it are the deciding factor on whether or not the cock is hard or limp. Actually the employee who is paid to operate the cock decides. He decided this by his estimation of the ardor the dancer applies to the cock. The applause and cheering of the audience does a lot to help him make a decision. At some point he can make the cock squirt. Or ooze. Oozing is good but the squirts are pretty impressive and at the end of amateur night a winner is decided and she gets a prize commensurate with her efforts. It's always a good one. The fake semen is actually edible, so if she decides to make a complete erotic spectacle of herself, even if she doesn't go home the winner at least she won't go home hungry.