The Lobby Shows

   One good thing about the Cirque du Soleil having taken-over Las Vegas is that the world is now used to skin-tight colorful clothing on athletic men and women doing acrobatics with their legs spread. Since the New Las Vegas will not have stage shows but will instead have lobby performances of deviant sexual acts between human women and alien life forms - usually from Hell or some other unsavory place - the above picture adequately previews an example of such a performance. Since people under 18 will not be allowed within the city limits, these performances can be done in the lobbies and entrances and proscribed spaces outside the perimeters of the casinos, but near enough to the casinos so that patrons, after getting their fill of erotic stimulation via vicarious means, can take their minds off things involving their gonads and relax losing money at the gaming tables. Prostitution will also have to be legalized inside Clark County where it is now forbidden since sooner or later all these aroused customers will be willing to pay premium prices for relief, especially if relief comes via outstanding examples of human physical perfection. Which will of course be the norm in the New Las Vegas. And if the Cirque members themselves provide the sexual relief, well then so much the better.