I believe it was Disneyland that introduced the world to the animatronics experience. Abe Lincoln, as I recall, the man who declared war on his own country and has as a result been hailed as America's greatest President, was animatronick'ed into action at a venue wherein he held forth in a droning listless announcement to the effect that…well, I don't remember what he said but I think the idea was to convey the message that if you are unenergetic enough and pretend to be weighed down with the weight of your own stupidity to the point where you are even too exhausted to speak quickly and lively or from some other emotional zone than deep clinical depression you will be considered to contain liberal amounts of distilled greatness. There was also another animatronic venue as I recall call Bear Country Hoedown, or something, featuring a fake bear singing in a deep slow drone "There was blood on the saddle. There was blood all around. And a big black puddle of blood on the ground." The word "blood" was recited with a definite special emphasis every time. This was back when Disney was cool and not cute.
The animatronics at the New Las Vegas will be a little different. There will be bearlike creatures but they will be much more humanoid, and they will be getting their dicks sucked. They probably won't be singing. And the only puddles anywhere will be animatronic semen. Probably on the ground. And all around. And in the saddle of the blowing female's ass saddle. If the brute depicted above ever takes his thumb out of it.
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