Wednesday, November 20, 2013

Meet Your Driver



   Meet your driver. Transportation to and from the major environs of Las Vegas will be provided free of charge with donations being accepted by those travelers who appreciate the lack of clothing and the lack of islamic belief systems among the driving personnel. Yes, that's right, the drivers will be wearing things akin to the Lingerie Leagues' "uniforms" and none of the drivers - not even of the taxis - will be Muslims. And if they are Muslims they will have to do a pretty good job of disguising it. Yes, the New Las Vegas will totally have its shit together regarding the disciples of Allah. Because, you see, Muslims are not good for anything and so therefore there will be no need for them in the New Las Vegas as employees. Because employment and Islam are at odds with each other and any employment a Muslim does procure for himself is just to occupy his time until he is ordered to start killing people who are not Muslims. And let's face it, they kill other Muslims as well, so let's leave them with with their own ilk and kin to kill. And I don't think any rational person would have a problem with that since the only good Muslim is one accused of apostasy.

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