There won't be any roller coasters in the New Las Vegas. The only thing anyone will be able to ride will be the interesting cocks of animatronic and costumed human aliens. Behold the pleasant scenario presented above: knobbed and smoothed bulbous protrusions from the swollen purple cock of the insectoid reptilian monstrosity of desire, the applicant to the Only Ride In Town merely straddles the design-major-approved penis and enjoys for herself a thrill ride that actually makes some sense and does not involve a risk to life. For those who need that adrenaline rush of danger, however, AIDS viruses and syphillis germs and gonorrhea bacteria can be liberally swathed to the cock prior to contact with the thrill-seeking owner of the soon-to-be-contaminated vagina.
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