Tuesday, June 4, 2013

The Fuckque du Soleil



   The posting below explains the role the present Cirque du Soleil in Las Vegas plays and also explains the future role the Cirque du Soleil will play in the New Las Vegas that will not allow anyone under 18 into the city because who the fuck needs them? They dont have jobs, they only have their parents' money and their parents' money would be put to better use by their parents themselves here in the New Las Vegas.
   The Cirque du Soleil in the New Las Vegas will still be gainfully employed except their performance art will be restricted to actually copulating and not just making stupidly meaningless hints at it as is the present repertoir of the ubiquitous circus menagerie of space animals and  nightmare insects.
   Boni fide coitus will not be that much different from what they do now, plus the troop members will not have to risk their lives and endanger themselves with death-defying acrobatics 200 feet off the floor and there will be none of this diving into water nonsense that is the featured aspect of their most famous show in Las Vegas. No: all they will have to do is fuck, and in as many creative ways as they can come up with via their fertile imaginations which seem to have no limits. And no focus. The New Las Vegas will take care of that lack of focus, however, and immediately. They will be focused on fucking. In fact that would be a good title for the first new Cirque show in the New Las Vegas: "Focus On Fucking." Wouldn't you hurry to buy tickets to that? You bet your dangling stinking balls you would, sparky.

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