"Hi, guys; we're your table servers, Taylor and Brittany. We don't wear much clothing. We hope this will not be an inconvenience to you or anyone in your party. Are you ready to order?....or do you need a minute."
This will be the normal state of affairs at all the restaurants in the New Las Vegas. Fuck the buffet, let's go where there's waitresses.
There will be waiters in the gay restaurants. But not in the normal ones. You have a problem with that sir? May I suggest eating in Florida?
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